i dont feel like brushing my teeth so im just gonna eat a bunch of potato chips

morningmusume:

if there’s ever domestic violence going on near you yell “WE’RE TAKING BETS” and when they come to kick your ass lock the door and taunt them distracting them til the cops come and end it. ends a fight AND makes enemies which makes you cool

volterralir:

photoset of me getting progressively more embarassed by myself

your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

your-kouhai:

FREE HIM

dignified bird stallion

dignified bird stallion

volterralir:

funny joke

volterralir:

funny joke

incredible

cloud strife

2004 aesthetic

2004 aesthetic

xercis:

"This is the night of the new moon. I hold the border between night and noon in the palm of my hand. If I hold this power, soon you will be behind MY barriers. There within, is neither night nor day. The edges of my barriers cannot be found!"