i dont feel like brushing my teeth so im just gonna eat a bunch of potato chips
if there’s ever domestic violence going on near you yell “WE’RE TAKING BETS” and when they come to kick your ass lock the door and taunt them distracting them til the cops come and end it. ends a fight AND makes enemies which makes you cool
photoset of me getting progressively more embarassed by myself
"This is the night of the new moon. I hold the border between night and noon in the palm of my hand. If I hold this power, soon you will be behind MY barriers. There within, is neither night nor day. The edges of my barriers cannot be found!"